What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill ming
are you a camera? because every time I look at you I smile
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money
your mom so fat that the photographer had to go moon just to click the photo of her belly button
What is a photographers favourite card game?
SNAP!
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
My proctologist used to be a photographer, he took x-rays and told me to bend over and say cheese
What do we call a family photograph of a orphan? A selfie.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say toasted cheese!!hahahahaha hehehehehe hohohohohoho hihihihihi huhuhuhuhuhu
this isnt really a joke but true.. you picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
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