Short jokes
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
You can say what you want about deaf people...
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
My wife was run over.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"