Jacob has a small penis.
Short Jokes
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
What is red, white, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common?
A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
