Short jokes
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."