Short jokes

What do you call a scared cow?

A COW-ard.

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.

I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.

When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?

I mess up goats for unicorns?

Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.

I don't even know.

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.

Hey Sandy.

South's losing to Broncos. 😹

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

I am a joke.

How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?

Clucky!