Short jokes
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
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What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.