Short jokes
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
Shame on King Tut! Tsk-tsk!
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Line (DYM 105)
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.