Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Listen up, you chucklehead! The joke is that orphans don't have parents, right? So, it stings when they see Cocomelon flaunting his mom and dad in every freakin' episode. It's like rubbing salt in the wound, ya dig? You probably don't, considering your mom still makes your sandwiches.