Short jokes
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Tamales.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Are there support groups for men?
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Hahaha!
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.