Short jokes
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Wanna come hang out with me?
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
"Slow and steady wins the race."
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
So cinema.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"