Short jokes
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.