Short jokes

Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!

What games do monks play a lot?

Among Us.

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

911 help. Hello?

Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏

What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.

"Orange, orange, orange."

"Knock, knock."

"Orange."

"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"

She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.

Hi.

Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.

Do you have a halo?

'Cause I can give it to you.

"Is your refiger running?"

"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?

He was rotten to the albacore.

Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.

'Cause they sell oden, not a family.

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, you wouldn't get it.

Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!

Why though?

"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor!"