Short jokes
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What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesnât beat you.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Why canât you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you canât drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
In life, some people have it harder than others.
That's why Viagra exists.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans donât get seconds.
How are Black people like communism?
Because theyâll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "Youâre next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "Youâre next!"