Short jokes

Short jokes

Dad

What is the difference between your dad and a video game?

Your dad doesn’t beat you.

Kilt

Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Golf

Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.

Adoption

You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.

Viagra

In life, some people have it harder than others.

That's why Viagra exists.

Trash

How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?

About nine months and a day.

Dad

Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.

Guy

Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?

He got hearing aids.

African

The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.

You know Africans don’t get seconds.

Communism

How are Black people like communism?

Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.

Funeral

My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"

When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"