Short jokes

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."

Finish the sentence.

Salt and Vi.....

I have no legs.

I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.

Papa: Johnny, Johnny.

Johnny: Yes, Papa?

Papa: Open wide.

Johnny: HAHAHA.

Papa: *unzips pants*

Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!

Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?

Because he is a smelly cunt.

What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?

I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.

Why do people shake cigarette boxes?

To wake up the cancer.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...

All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.

Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.

The Stigg and his fake ass life.

Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?

Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!

Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.

Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!

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