Short jokes
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Hana?
Who is the gorilla's favorite president of the most recent years? It's Hairy Truman.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
I hate this website, lol.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.