Short jokes
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
You know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help!
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.