Sam Mensah!
Short Jokes
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
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What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
You're really sexy 😉
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
I have no legs.
