Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Gulf of Mexico Hot Tub
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! This joke is all about how HUGE yo mama is. Like, she's so massive, she can't just use a regular hot tub, nah, she needs the whole Gulf of Mexico! It's funny 'cause it's ridiculously exaggerated. Also, I know you are fat too.
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Yo mama so fat that it took 3 women to birth her.
Kingfisher
Yo mama so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.
FishingTrip
Yo mama so fat that when she was born she gave the whole entire hospital stretch marks.
Humping&Fucking
Yo mama so fat that when she was walking down the aisle her wedding dress ripped.
LickLickLickLick
Yo mama so fat that it took 3 men to help conceive you.
QuestionAsker
Yo mama so fat that it took 7 men to help her give birth to you.
IHaveSoManyQuestions
Yo mama so fat that every time she uses the toilet it breaks.