Short jokes
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
When your plane heads for New York...
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Mohe?