Short jokes
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?