Rocks rock and crack!
Short Jokes
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Are you choked?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
