Short jokes
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent 🐐 goat was killed for your traditional marriage. 😔
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)