Short jokes
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.