Short jokes
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
I have the best joke:
"You."
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
Chat box hangout.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!