Short jokes

Short jokes

Land

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Fridge

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

Mum

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Therapist

I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.

Doctor: Oh, I see.

Me: Ahhhh!!!!!

Movie

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

Banana

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

Stroke

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

Mom

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

Emo kid

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."