Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
Short Jokes
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
