Short jokes
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
We gate.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Megamind.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
All Nepali love momos.
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"