Short jokes
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
"Officer, don’t arrest me, she said she was 5 in dog years!"
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!