What goes boo in a car with no lips?
Short Jokes
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
You are annoying lolllllllll.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
I sat down and wrote a joke.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
Hi.
Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
