Short jokes
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
I am a joke.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
AB💿
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
I got a sister.
That was a big mistake.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!