Short jokes
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Chimichanga.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
You must be a Charmander. Because youβre making me hot.
Pokemon.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Doctor: Iβm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because Iβm a family doctor.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Whatβs black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)