Short jokes
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Chimichanga.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
money + money = MONEY
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Allah akbar.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.