Short jokes
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
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I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
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Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I like mangoes.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!