Short jokes

Short jokes

Drug

How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Support

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Man

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

Hurricane

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!

Car

I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.

Sister

My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.

Walkie-talkie

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

Racism

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

Woman

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

Camera

What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?

"Do you want the cameras on or off?"

Life

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

Difference

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

Enemy

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?