When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Short Jokes
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
My girlfriend got COVID.
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
Alpha Kenny body?
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
