Short jokes
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
97 percent of women...
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
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Welcome to Daveās orphanage. You make it, we take it.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Whatās something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
Iāve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?