Short jokes
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
His favorite drink was his dribble.