Short jokes
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a child?
You can’t abuse an alligator.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
The more they smile, the less they see.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."