Short jokes
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Father: "Fritz, light the Christmas tree!"
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
Joe Biden
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.