Dr. Seuss and 9/11 - Worst Jokes Ever

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you simpleton. You actually think this is funny? Dr. Seuss is a beloved children's author, not a terrorist! 9/11 was a real tragedy, not some punchline for a sick joke. And "Allahu Akbar" isn't some magic word to make this nonsense work, it is a religious phrase. You need to have your head examined, you're a dummy.