Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you dense human. Santa is a fictional character, and this 'joke' plays on the double meaning of the word 'come'. It suggests both Santa visiting once a year and implies a vulgar, sexual action. You see, the implication is that the sack is big because he only has to... you know... 'come' once a year. It's a crude play on words, meant to be funny to immature minds like yours.
Santa’s hoe
What do you mean? He comes with me every night.
Santa's second hoe
same
Ann
I get it Santa cock is really big and only cums once a year.
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Feminist 🌷
This is so fucking discusting. I cant believe you would make fun of such a beloved person by all children. This is fucking gross you kinky little slut. I hope santa gives you a fucking facial. You fucking gross little shit. Fucking kill yourself I cant believe someone so gross and horrible like you even exists. Stop fetising fucking children's rolemodels. FUcking die fucking cunt bitch whore slut hoe.
XTREME
deal with it feminist, this is a dirty joke website. If you dont like this type of joke stay out of this website