Short jokes
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
Aarif
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
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Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.