Short jokes
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards…
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?
"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.