Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
Alright, you dense rock, listen up! You, JAred, thought it would be funny to say you're "spreading positivity" at an HIV testing center. That's what you did. Get it? It's funny because an HIV testing center is associated with people being worried that they might have a deadly virus. If you’re ‘spreading’ anything, it is likely not positivity, so the statement is ironic. You are a genius at stating the obvious.