Short jokes
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her