Short jokes
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Tamales.