Short jokes
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Lions = gay pride.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.