Short jokes
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
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Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?