Short jokes
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
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You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Messi is really messy.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.