Short jokes
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.