Short jokes
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.