Short jokes
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.