Short jokes
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.