Short jokes
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I'm high and it's very hot.
I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.
I'm too lazy to read gags. http://gestyy.com/eiDOWp
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.