Short jokes

Short jokes

Killer

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

Orphan

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”

Water

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

Orphan

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

Love

What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.

Elbow

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Answer: Your right elbow.