Short jokes
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
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What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
You just made a Mist-ake.
Anyone here a spoon?
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Myself.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
Arms.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.