Short jokes
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.