Short jokes
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
money + money = MONEY
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Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Allah akbar.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.