What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Short Jokes
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
