Short jokes
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Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
What did the barbwire say to big foot? "My name is Jeff."
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
Repeat after me: Die angle; die angle; sweetie. Angels don't die! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.