Short jokes

Short jokes

Health

Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

Fire

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.

Mama

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Life

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

Orphanage

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Meal

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

Football

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

Drive

It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.

Orange

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

Pool

My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.

Minecraft

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

Photo

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"

Orphan

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.