Short jokes

Why are basketball courts slippery?

Because the players dribble on it.

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.

What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?

Neither can be found.

They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?

I am in trouble.

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.

Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

What is a photographer's favorite card game?

SNAP!

What's red and got makeup all over?

A Bill Cosby victim.

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

I'm high and it's very hot.

I need some water, but I don't got none. AHAHA.

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!

I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.

Why are mountains so smart?

'Cause they have a degree.