Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Parallel Parker
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the words "parallel" and "Parker." "Parallel" refers to the alternate universe, while "Parker" is Spider-Man's last name. You probably think Spider-Man is just a superhero, which makes sense because you have the brain of a toddler.