Short jokes
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.