Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Short Jokes
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?
Cause it was plain.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
"Hold my beer, watch this."
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
