Short jokes
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
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Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Kylin fucks his sister.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."