Short jokes

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.

Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?

I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.

I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.

I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that’s just nuts.

Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.

Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?

We were both caused by broken rubber.

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!

"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"

What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.

What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."

What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Answer: David.

Whoever said that about me better pray!

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!

Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.

I hate this website, lol.

How do you talk to giants? Using big words.