Short jokes

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

AB💿

Innit.

How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?

Just once.

I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?

He won't deploy the parachute.

Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

Bob the builder.

God, you’re having a good day?

Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?

A holy CUMmunion.