Short jokes
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Racism.
Iron jug.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.