Short jokes
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Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
I love jumping off cliffs.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"