Short jokes
Can I pin your corpse to a tree?
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one innocent ๐ goat was killed for your traditional marriage. ๐
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.