Short jokes
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Hi! Could I join?
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.