Short jokes
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
All these jokes are all plane.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.