Short jokes
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Remember the name Ben Andrews.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
One like = more from me to you. 👊
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.