Short jokes
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
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What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What store is the most public?
Publix!
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.