Short jokes
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Line (DYM 105)
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
I like mangoes.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
How did Gertie Gorilla make the Playboy magazine?
She was ape-ril!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Gallons (DYM 113).