Short jokes
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.