Short jokes
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.