Short jokes
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
POV: Her name is Alli.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.