Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Short Jokes
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
"Water exists."
Airport security: "What the fuck did you just say?"
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
