Short jokes
What age is served for breakfast?
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What were the webs?
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice