Short jokes
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Rat
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
All Nepali love momos.
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."