Short jokes
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?