Short jokes
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!