Short jokes
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
What's the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it'll be delighted!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?