Short jokes
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
A black cat will be racist next.
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
My grandad and your hairline go way back.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.