Short jokes
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!