Short jokes

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Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?

A: Domi doesn't know!

Prankster kid: Knock knock.

Neighbor: Who's there?

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What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.

You just made a Mist-ake.

Anyone here a spoon?

How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.

Myself.

If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.

What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.

Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!

Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?

They only have 4.

Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.

I put the fun in funeral.

I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.

What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?

A holy CUMmunion.

On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.

My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.