Short jokes

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?

Their place.

What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?

Getting her husband's voice just right.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

Cotton waiting to be picked.

What is the difference between a black man and Jew?

One was born burnt.

McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?

Panera Behead.

Are you bisexual...

Or are you hellosexual?

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?

All countries will get Covid.

Except China, they got it right off the bat.

If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.

What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?

Malaysia Flight 370.

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?

Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.