Short jokes
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
Hi! Could I join?
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?