Short jokes
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
You have to be a good mom to be a MILF.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Lean.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
"My name is Dezz."
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"