Short jokes
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
I'm emo, by the way.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
"Welcome to the gulag."
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)