Short jokes
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Arik? (Not a joke.)
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.