For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Short Jokes
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
Ethan Fennel
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
