Short jokes
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Messi chiquito...
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.