Short jokes
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
o o a a.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Keep yourself safe!
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.