Short jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
Beethoven to Chris Doemges: "What instrument do you play outside in the Arctic at -12 degrees Celsius?"
Doemges: "Probably the shiver..."
“Which tool,” Andrea Bocelli asks Chris Doemges, “fits best in the mailbox?”
Doemges: “Probably the flathead screwdriver!”
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Who was most surprised by Jeffrey Epstein's suicide?
Jeffrey Epstein.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.