Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Short Jokes
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Lean.
"My name is Dezz."
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
