Short jokes
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Tamales.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Are there support groups for men?
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Ethan Fennel
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.