Short jokes
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Putting WiFi in the morgue to enable live streaming.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!