Short jokes
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Heh, stupid orphan.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)