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Short Jokes
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Mohe?
