Short jokes
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
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What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.