Short jokes
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Puss.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.