Short jokes

Why did Daveon go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.

Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"

How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.

What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.

Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.

What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.

The dad finally came back with the milk!

I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.

He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.

Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.

My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.

Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.

Why did the rapper become a carpenter?

To build some SOLID BARS.

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.

"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"

Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?

A: The empty one!