Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Listen up, smooth-brain. This is a dark twist on the Superman catchphrase. Since the context is the Twin Towers, seeing a plane isn't a bird or a hero—it's a tragedy. You're probably the type to stare at the sun and wonder why it's bright.