Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients
Luke (lukemia)
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony? May divorce be with you.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? -- Because it was Luke warm.
Luke ask his friend how old is youre father James replied hes as old as me luke then said it doesent make any sense james then said he became father when i was born
Knock knock (hus dare) luke (luke hu) luke Tru da window and yull sea
