Luke jokes
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.