Luke

Luke Jokes

Name

What’s the most common name for cancer patients?

Luke (leukemia)

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  • Luke Skywalker

    What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

    You better not lay a finger on her!

    Penis

    Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

    Because it was Luke warm.

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  • Son

    Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.

    Palpatine: Knew it.

    Divorce

    What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?

    "May divorce be with you."

    Father

    Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

    James replied, "He's as old as me."

    Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

    James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

    Knock

    Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.