Luke jokes
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"