What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.