Short jokes
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Five more days.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Does a midget count as an orphan?
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?