Short jokes
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Dee.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
A dark sense of humor is like a pair of functioning legs. Not everybody has one.
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.