Short jokes
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.
My best friend is black. It really pissed me off when my mom sold him.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
Tiger Woods is a lion cheetah. He took a wife and seventeen mistresses because he just had to play all eighteen holes.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
I saw two deaf people talking shit about me in sign language.
So I turned off the lights.
What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
When should you discourage your husband from exercising and dieting? When he wants to fit in your clothes!