An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Short Jokes
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
Hi! Could I join?
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
