Short jokes
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.