"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Short Jokes
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Your mom is so overweight that she broke the stairway to heaven.
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
