Short jokes
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Sayo-nara.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
o o a a.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!