Short jokes
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.