Short jokes
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.