Short jokes
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
I'll start: Monokuma.