Short jokes
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant.
Did you get seafood without me?
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.