Short jokes
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.