Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. The "joke" is funny because the person telling the story says they would tell you about the dude who died, but they can't because, get this, the dude is DEAD. Get it? It's like saying you'd bake a cake but you have no oven, no ingredients, and you're allergic to cake. You, my friend, are as sharp as a marble.