Short jokes

White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?

(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

No?

Well neither did she.

I found a key that works for every door at my school.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?

Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both love naughty souls.

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?

Therianarchy!

What did the pickle do on the road?

It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?

What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.