Short jokes
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
"Welcome to the gulag."
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.
And that's what made him go down in history.
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.