If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Short Jokes
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
I am the danger.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
