I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Lettuce Be Friends
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This dude wanted to make buddies. Some joker suggests "Lettuce be friends?" Get it? Lettuce sounds like "let us." Then our comedian here says it's "tear-able" 'cause "tear" sounds like "tier" or "tear" like when you cry. It's wordplay, see? Now go back to eating your crayons.