I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Short Jokes
For jokes, search my YouTube channel: Knowledge with arslan.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Papaumamaumau papaumaumamau.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Takis.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
