Short jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."