Short jokes
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Are there support groups for men?
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."