Short jokes
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What animal lies? A lion.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
Butthole.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.