Short jokes
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.