Short jokes
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.