Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
Pier Pressure
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dummy. This joke is funny 'cause it uses the words "peer pressure" but replaces "peer" with "pier". A pier is where boats hang out, ya dig? So the boat doesn't wanna give in to the pier pressure, get it? You probably still don't, you walnut.
Cat
Worst joke ever