I asked a man if I was the fastest gun in the west. He said my 17 wasn't good enough. After that, a lot of lead went into his head.
Short Jokes
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
South's losing to Broncos. 😹
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
AB💿
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
