Short jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that it has no records of it happening in history.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
Explain Bear is my favorite.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.