Invisible Camo

I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. The "joke" is that camo pants are designed to be invisible by blending in with their surroundings. So, the dude can't find them because they're doing their job too well. You probably lose your car keys every day, don't you?

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