Short jokes
I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
I have it.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
3+3=****
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
KSI driving ability.
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.