Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Short Jokes
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
