Short jokes
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What's Superman's weaknesses? Kryptonite and horses.