Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
Short Jokes
Hey Sandy.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Innit.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
