Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)