Short jokes
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Uranus floats around in space.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
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What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Just cum.
Big black ball sacks.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!