Short jokes
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Alya is so retarded.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic