Short jokes

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?

I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.

Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.

My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

Where does a black Eskimo live?

In a Nigglu.

Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?

So there’s more for the priest.

What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.

I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.

Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.

Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.

Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?

Because he cheated on a test.

You're so poor, even the store didn't let you buy anything free.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They chuck a pan down the stairs.

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

How do you name a Chinese kid?

Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?

I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.