Are there support groups for men?
Short Jokes
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.
