Short jokes
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Sayo-nara.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.