What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Short Jokes
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
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A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
