Short jokes

Short jokes

Jelly

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.

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  • Number

    Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.

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  • Girl

    I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.

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  • Coffin

    When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

    So they can let me down one last time.

    Boss

    Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?

    Me: I Excel at it.

    Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?

    Me: Word.

    Lemon

    When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!

    Friend

    My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.

    It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.

    Police

    Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!

    Dad

    My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.

    Artist

    What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

    They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

    Orphan

    Girl: Come over.

    Orphan: I can’t.

    Girl: My parents aren’t home.

    Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

    Soccer

    We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"