Short jokes
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
My username good.