Short jokes
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
Stephen only died because his wife tripped over the power cord.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don't worry, he's okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!