Short jokes

When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.

Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?

Beth-la-ham

Q: What did one atom say to the other?

A: I have my ion you.

I told my friend to fly a plane,

But he threw a ramp off a roof.

My name is Gunter.

That is not a joke hahahahhaha.

You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.

I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.

How do you confuse a fish?

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!

What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.

What did the cow say to your mom?

Hello.

If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!

I'd be a liar.

What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.

Do you know what I found in my letter soup?

A space.

I just got a text on my cell. Bone be right back ;)

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