Short jokes
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."