Short jokes
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
KSI driving ability.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
My name is Gunter.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."