Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Short Jokes
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Nana when Zane kisses her in her mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream!]
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Bob the builder.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
