Short jokes
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
Rape victims suck, literally.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Hi, I'm cool.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!
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What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
Just cum.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Big black ball sacks.